Act I Photos

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I leave the sardines, I take the newpaper... I'm happy if YOU'RE happy. We won't bother to chill the champagne. Thru here! Aaaaaahh! This is the downstairs bath and WC suite.
She's been in the family for generations. Can't put your feet up on an empty stomach. We've got the place entirely to ourselves. Do something? Sorry? I can see SELSDON.
Selsdon, where have you BEEN? Isn't he lovely. He truly did not hear. Can she HEAR anything?
You stepped on his HAND! Ouch! It was in my eye. Walking wounded, carry the stretcher cases. I'll just be running along.
Hello, police? He almost SAW her! Say no more about it! Darling, look at the state I'm in! Tax? Income tax?
Your ballcocks have gone, guv'ner. There she stands in her undies! Dad! Sorry Lloyd, I still have my trousers round my ankles.
I see that, only... Philip's father traveled EXTENSIVELY in the middle east. And what you're doin' with my daughter I won't ask.
I'm not being unreasonable, am I? Oh, no! Her TOO? What's that, Dad? CURTAIN!
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